I just realized how hilariously adorable it is when rappers have the word "Lil" in their stage name.

I am sick of hearing the dumb words that come out of your stupid face.

I live in a sad cube of loneliness.

I have never licked my elbow, touched my nose with my tongue or touched the back of my head with my feet. This has only very slightly affected my life.

Do you know this girl? I hate this girl.

Nobody cares.

Pretentious modern art-lovers are the most hilarious thing ever. Seriously, if you ever find one, follow them around a museum.

beep beep beep

Seriously...I never look in a mirror, I walk around all day like this. Help a sista out...

I don't wanna see your stupid skinny arms.

walmart people are the coolest

What is wrong with high fives?!

Scary as shit

Nothing annoys me more than pseudo-psychological bullshit. Except perhaps a particularly uncomfortable bra.